Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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