if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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