Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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