Buhtt sex?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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