make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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