i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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