it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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