i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
