just come out here and I will go home with you...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Text me some of your sweat
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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