i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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