doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
false alarm, still single
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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