It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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