I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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