Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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