I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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