your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm really into asian looking animals
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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