i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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