Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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