Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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