dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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