I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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