I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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