I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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