Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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