At least make sure they are 18
Why
Your tits are I can't wait for
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The power of my boobs compel you
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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