I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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