quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He told me they were just razor bumps!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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