I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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