Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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