nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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