Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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