What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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