Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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