What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
