Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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