I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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