Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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