Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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