she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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