I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Randomize
