So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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