he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
