I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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