i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
