she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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