Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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