so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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