I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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