I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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