my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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