new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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