You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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