You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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