Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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